http://scienceray.com/earth-sciences/locals-believe-katla-volcano-in-iceland-near-eyjafjallajokull-will-erupt-in-seven-days/

Crap, 6 days...I'll be grabing some popcorn for the 25th!

Happy end of the world everyone!

(seriously, "eyjafjallajokull"? Can't they translate that better?)

I thought that name was getting longer every time I saw it.

It also goes by Eyjafjöll. Reporters must get paid by the letter.

it had to happen eventually.
i'm just wondering where jesus is hiding at if the world is really ending in a week.

Last I heard he was at Steve-O's drinking beer

Almost all "end of times" writings were from a time before the Americas were "discovered". That leads me to assume that any "end of times" won't include us (seems logical, right?). We've got Iceland exploding, and the Pope has admitted that priests love to touch little boys...what else do we need?

Well Sampson, we need Steve-O going Nvidia.

When that happens I will know without a doubt we are heading for the end

I'd like to buy NVidia, I can't really find one locally, for the price I want to pay for it, and have a giant rebate on my power bill to go along with it.

5 DAYS...THE END IS NIGH!

We have this long to live!