They have been playing at the local bar (Pepper Jacks in Clayton Park), and they usually come up wioth some random names. I offered them 50$ to name them, as long as it wasn't sexual of explicit. They are playing on the 5th of March and I have to get them the name tomorrow (Friday the 18th).

Here is what I've come up with:

Grandma's Plastic-Covered Sofa Kings

(and if that's too double-entendre)

The Chewbacca Defence

Basically it pretty much absolves me on having to buy a couple round of tequila shots that would have cost me 25$ anyways. If any of yous all can come up with an even more rediculous or zany name, let me know, and I'll buy ya a beer if they let me use that name.

One Night Stand

Premonition

boo boo kitty f*k

Peg-legged fish clubbers

And this would be their mascot:

Only one...

Hard Pore Cornography

#1 by far

I think "Card Pore Hornography" sounds believable.

(from Urban Dictionary)
Hornography - Horror pornography. Typically soft-porn dealing with possessed women or demonic temptresses.

baaahahahaha!

"Hard Pore Cornography" was actually what I put in my High School year book by my graduation photo. Everyone was putting in memorable quotes or thanking there family and friends for the support over the years and I was like "Nuts to that. I'm going to put in the funny thing of the moment." So I did and I can honestly say I still don't regret it 10 years later (graduated in 2001).

I'm going to Truro for the weekend but if people keep this thread alive long enough to remind me on Monday I'll try getting a photo of it and posting it here.

Commander Steve-O's Homely Kidney Group (a la Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club)

FTW